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Sunday, July 21, 2013

Guest Feature....AKA my husband!

Well, for all you guys who once dreamed of having a guest appearance on your wife's blog (me neither, but they always seem to start off with something witty so I thought I'd give it a shot). Anyway, here it goes...

I am a self proclaimed clean freak when it comes to automobiles. It is not uncommon to find me walking tirelessly around the car after washing it to make sure that every little detail is taken care of, just before it rains of course. Therefore, this afternoon when I so effortlessly backed my truck into the front of my wife's car, doing a significant amount of damage, you can only imagine the pit in my stomach. However, the pit was nothing compared to "the look" I received,once my wife,who by the way did I mention was in the truck with me, realized what I had just done. Guys... this was not one of my shining moments!!! It was following this unfortunate accident that it was explained that is what the back up camera, beeping alarm AND three rear view mirrors are for .... DETAILS.

So now that I have admitted to pulling off one of the most ridiculous accidents, let me explain why this happened. On a normal Sunday I wash both cars...remember the tireless walking around the car?! However, this Sunday was full of lawn maintenance, rain etc.. Upon completing my Sunday chores, G and I were set out for dinner with the fam. We jumped in the truck and I realized that in front of the truck was all the lawn trash I had put out on the street. I NEVER leave both cars on the road, so... who would look behind them to see if in the 5 ft necessary to clear the lawn trash there would be a car ( #lessonlearned)? Not just any car my wife's car? You know the one she drives every day?! The moral of this story is to always look behind you and never AND I MEAN NEVER back into your WIFE'S car!!

                                            To lots of "I'm sorry gifts"
                                                       ~ B



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